- Invest in tennis balls
- Just found my new lawyer
- Mother of the year (1)
- We you can't find shoes
- How to do a fake beach picture
- When you want to go fishing...
- Don't buy a dog when drunk
- Purple Jihad
- Gay joke
- Fridge magnet poem
- Neighbourhood watch with Batman
- Chewchew train
- Snapchatting in public
- Don't lose your pen, you will die
- Safetyness survivor tshirt