As an entrepreneur:
- what my mom thinks I do (run something like Facebook)
- what my friends think I do (enjoying a pool in the sun)
- what society thinks I do (serial cruising)
- what investors think I do (smoke a cigar at my desk)
- what I think I do (do complex stuff)
- what I really do (wait praying at the phone)
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