Once upon a time, a prince asked...
Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess: "Will you marry me"?
The princess said no, and the price lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles and f***ed with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, Jack Daniel's and Captain Morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heard bitching and went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working and all his family and friends thought he was f***ing cool as hell and had tons of money
& left the toilet seat up