In today's issue of OPPRESSION:
- How to breed with a psycho, and have a nerd pay for the kids
- Exclusive: How to be more self-serving and more vain!
- Get more money from him NOW!
- Poodles and you
- Truth exposed: In days past, women actually had to "do things"!
The monthly magazine for women who were oppressed by men hundreds of years before they were even born!
Bonus issue: All your flaws are actually his fault.