Top Ten Thing You Don't know about Obamacare:
10) UN to take over all medical facilities
9) You have to donate a kidney to "George Soro's Organ Emporium"
8) Obamacare requires you to become vegetarian. Vegetarians are weaker and more easily controlled than meat eaters. You will live in a pasture
7) Neonatal care only available for gay couples
6) When you die from Obamacare, your body will become an exhibit at "Bodies Revealed" show in China
5) "An Apple A Day" to replace "Medicare Part A"
4) Tramp stamps and birth control pills are now fully covered
3) Sanderson's "Hail To The Chief" replaced with Simmons's "Calling Dr Love"
2) Wolf breeding programs to get additional federal funding to contrl expected population explosion of healthy children and seniors
1) Doctor will take your temperature using a finger