Free, fast and instant!
What is this site you ask? Download more RAM does exactly what it says on the tin. Our website gives you the ability to "download more RAM" at no cost! Just select the amount you need and download! Your speed will improve instantly!
I originally found about this site here: https://delayedflight.wordpress.com/2009/08/31/ram-can-be-downloaded/
But it turns our the site still exists and is still being updated (notably with more up-to-date RAM sizes :D), so here you go: https://www.downloadmoreram.com/
And just in case you're really not a computer person, no you cannot actually download RAM. As of today (can't vouch for the future if they happen to drop their domain name), this site is just a harmless joke site