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The rules of combat

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1) You are not Superman
2) If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid
3) Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you
4) When in doubt, empty the magazine
5) Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
6) Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
7) If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you
8) All five-second grenade fuses last three seconds
9) Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo
10) The enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main attack
11) If you're short on everything except enemy, you're in combat
12) Incoming fire has the right of way
13) No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection
14) No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat
15) Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at
16) If the enemy is in range, so are you
17) Tracer work both ways
18) The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
19) Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support
20) Intelligence is always wrong

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