Thread Necromancer card 4
Thread Necromancer card
Counts as Annoying.
Comes into play tapped.
Does not untap as normal.
Has the ability to revive posts which died so long ago that even their author has forgotten their existence.
You must sacrifice your sanity in order not to attack Thread Necromancer.
When using Thread Necromancer you must totally ignore the date of which the last comment was made and add pointless junk that has no use to anyone.