- Why women live longer than men
- Stop breathing, it's annoying
- Fixed pilar with tape
- FB+I=FBI
- DHMO is an acid of pH 7
- Crodociles can fly or teleport
- College girls dress like Han Solo
- Choo + choo = train
- Cereal killer dog
- Caution wet floor with H2O
- Call my lost phone from which I'm sending this SMS
- Burried boots
- Bugged traffic light - green + red
- Black widow spider I'm not scared
- Bikers will tickle you