Twitter: "I'm eatin a #donut"
Facebook: "I like donuts"
Foursquare: "This is where I eat donuts"
Instagram: "Here's a vintage photo of my donut"
YouTube: "Here I am eating a donut"
LinkedIn: "My skills include donut eating"
Pinterest: "Here's a donut recipe"
LastFm: "Now listening to 'donuts'"
Google+: "I'm a Google employee who eats donuts"