- Microjunk Windoze NT
- Microsoft Titanic 98
- I study better at night
- Enjoying an hour of Twitter fame
- 77% as many carrots
- Where have all the good men gone? (2)
- Let me finish my SMS
- Pigeon chess
- Why women live longer than men
- Fixed pilar with tape
- DHMO is an acid of pH 7
- FB+I=FBI
- Crodociles can fly or teleport
- Choo + choo = train
- College girls dress like Han Solo