- 8 Simple Rules - Shut up, have a cookie
- 8 Simple Rules - When you point your finger
- Balzac - Behind every great fortune lies a crime
- Cheating is bad m'kay
- Churchill report's very length
- Disobey unjust laws (Martin Luther King)
- Don't underestimate quiet
- Family Matters - Chick flick
- Futurama - Bender addictive personality
- Futurama - Never made anyone's life easier
- Have you tried turning it off and on again?
- I'm surrounded by idiots
- IT Crowd Roy never exercised
- Kill all humans?
- M*A*S*H - Give me what I want