- Exterminate!!
- Too busy hunting dragons
- Walking on the Sun
- Things can always get worse
- People I trust
- Bug on screen
- Sorry, allergic to bullshit
- Stupid laugh at brainy
- Windows 3.1 Tasmanian devil
- Windows hieroglyph
- Empiresoft Windeath 95
- Microjunk Windoze NT
- Windoze NT (2)
- Windows Recycled Mac
- Microsoft Titanic 98