- 100 plastic pennies = $3.49
- Are the assholes still in charge?
- Bikers will tickle you
- Bill Gates counting to 10
- Black widow spider I'm not scared
- Bugged traffic light - green + red
- Burried boots
- Call my lost phone from which I'm sending this SMS
- Caution wet floor with H2O
- Cereal killer dog
- Choo + choo = train
- College girls dress like Han Solo
- Crodociles can fly or teleport
- DHMO is an acid of pH 7
- Don't worry Sir, I'm from the Internet