- Choo + choo = train
- Crodociles can fly or teleport
- College girls dress like Han Solo
- Burried boots
- Call my lost phone from which I'm sending this SMS
- Are the assholes still in charge?
- 100 plastic pennies = $3.49
- Black widow spider I'm not scared
- Bikers will tickle you
- Fixed pilar with tape
- Pigeon chess
- Let me finish my SMS
- Stop breathing, it's annoying
- Bugged traffic light - green + red
- Why women live longer than men