- Where have all the good men gone? (2)
- 77% as many carrots
- Enjoying an hour of Twitter fame
- I study better at night
- Microsoft Titanic 98
- Microjunk Windoze NT
- Windoze NT (2)
- Empiresoft Windeath 95
- Windows 3.1 Tasmanian devil
- Windows hieroglyph
- Windows Recycled Mac
- Insert Windows install disk
- Bender's composition
- Charging my electric car
- Proof that Chrome is the Devil