- Caution wet floor with H2O
- Why women live longer than men
- Bugged traffic light - green + red
- Stop breathing, it's annoying
- Let me finish my SMS
- Pigeon chess
- Fixed pilar with tape
- Bikers will tickle you
- Insert Windows install disk
- Microsoft Titanic 98
- Black widow spider I'm not scared
- Windows Recycled Mac
- 100 plastic pennies = $3.49
- Windoze NT (2)
- Microjunk Windoze NT