- Call my lost phone from which I'm sending this SMS
- Car + subway
- Caution wet floor with H2O
- Cereal killer dog
- Choo + choo = train
- College girls dress like Han Solo
- Crodociles can fly or teleport
- DHMO is an acid of pH 7
- Don't worry Sir, I'm from the Internet
- Empiresoft Windeath 95
- Enjoying an hour of Twitter fame
- Entrepreneurs - What people think of
- FB+I=FBI
- Fixed pilar with tape
- Fuel prices are finally dropping