- You make me laugh, go to Gulag
- Don't worry Sir, I'm from the Internet
- 100 plastic pennies = $3.49
- Are the assholes still in charge?
- Bill Gates counting to 10
- Bikers will tickle you
- Black widow spider I'm not scared
- Caution wet floor with H2O
- Bugged traffic light - green + red
- Burried boots
- Call my lost phone from which I'm sending this SMS
- Stop breathing, it's annoying
- Cereal killer dog
- Choo + choo = train
- College girls dress like Han Solo