- Periodic table of procrastination
- Policeman sitting on rifle
- Priorities
- Proof that God exists
- Real-time weather report
- Share with NSA
- Short girl problem: cooking is a workout
- Short staff
- Stand for what is right
- Studying has the word dying in it
- Stupidity will be dealt with
- Taping cracks in the road
- Teaching a human how to drink milk
- Tell them I ate your homework
- Terrorist identification chart