College girls dress like Han Solo
Cereal killer dog
Burried boots
Call my lost phone from which I'm sending this SMS
Stop breathing, it's annoying
Bikers will tickle you
Black widow spider I'm not scared
100 plastic pennies = $3.49
Are the assholes still in charge?
Don't worry Sir, I'm from the Internet
You make me laugh, go to Gulag
The gym is closed = end of the world
Biceps are importanter
Beware machine gun dog
The best way to make friends