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Call my lost phone from which I'm sending this SMS
Stop breathing, it's annoying
Bikers will tickle you
Black widow spider I'm not scared
100 plastic pennies = $3.49
Are the assholes still in charge?
Don't worry Sir, I'm from the Internet
You make me laugh, go to Gulag
The gym is closed = end of the world
Biceps are importanter
Beware machine gun dog
The best way to make friends
Asshole parking space
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