- Warning, thread hijacked
- China is 12 hours ahead
- First meeting on a cliff
- Fridge magnet poem
- Friend-zoned
- Don't lose your pen, you will die
- Fuck cops... not
- God wants to be your friend
- Guns don't kill people
- Hates huge corps, votes against small businesses
- Think like a proton
- Military spell checker
- Modern warfare costs breakdown
- My Monday morning workout routine
- Mondays...